The Lazarus Experiment by Stephen Greenhorn

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The Tenth Doctor referring to his tuxedo: "Whenever I wear this, something bad happens."
Rose: "That's not the suit, it's just you."

The Voyage of the Damned by Russell T Davies

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Astrid: This Christmas thing? What's it about?
The Doctor: Long story. I should know. I was there. I got the last room.

Voyage of the Damned by Russell T Davies

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The Doctor: I'm going to seal us in
Mr. Copper: Leaving us trapped, wouldn't you say?
The Doctor: Never say trapped, just... inconveniently circumstanced.

Boom Town by Russell T Davies

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MARGARET
I promise you, I've changed since we last met, Doctor. There was this girl... just today... young thing. Something of a danger. She was getting too close. I felt the blood lust rising, just as the family taught me, I was going to kill her without a thought. And then... I stopped. She's alive somewhere right now, she's walking around this city because I CAN change - I DID change. I know I can't prove it--

THE DOCTOR
(calmly)
I believe you.

MARGARET
Then you know I'm capable of better.

THE DOCTOR
It doesn't mean anything.

MARGARET
I spared her life.

THE DOCTOR
You let one of them go, but that's nothing new. Every now and then, a little victim's spared. Because she smiled... because he's got freckles... 'cos they begged... and that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions. Because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's in the right direction... you happen to be kind.

MARGARET
(coldly)
Only a killer would know that.

Pause. Not the answer the Doctor was expecting, and he's thrown.

MARGARET (CONT'D)
Is that right? From what I've seen, your happy-go-lucky little life leaves devastation in its wake. Always moving on 'cos you dare not look back. Playing with so many peoples lives - you might as well be a God.

The Doctor loses eye contact, slightly hurt.

MARGARET (CONT'D)
And you're right, Doctor... you're absolutely right. Sometimes... you let one go.

The Walking Dead by Robert Kirkman

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"Don't kill the living."

Voyage of the Damned by Russell T Davies

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I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?

Invasion of Time by David Agnew

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Leela : "Discussion is for the wise or the helpless and I am neither."

The Frog & the Peach from Not Only but Also

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Dudley Moore: Do you feel you've learnt by your mistakes here?

Peter Cook: I think I have, yes, and I think I can probably repeat them almost perfectly.

Bliss by Peter Carey

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The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.

Born to Kill by Eve Greene & Richard Macauley

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If we're going to carry on a conversation, it'd help for you to talk.

In a Lonely Place by Andrew Solt & Edmund H. North

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It was his story against mine, but of course I told my story better.

I Wake Up Screaming by Steve Fisher & Dwight Taylor

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"Women are all alike."
"For pete's sake, what difference does that make? You've got to have them. They're standard equipment."

Hoodlum Empire by Robert Considine & Bruce Manning

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"You gotta use a little imagination, counsellor."
"Imagination in court is called perjury."

His Kind of Woman by Frank Fenton & Jack Leonard

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I was just getting ready to take my tie off, wondering if I should hang myself with it.

The Glass Key by Dashiell Hammett & Jonathan Latimer

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"Here's looking at you."
"I don't want to look at you, you're a heel."

The Enforcer (aka Murder Inc) by Martin Rackin

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Me? I didn't do nothin.' I didn't kill anyone. I just drove away with the body.

Detour by Martin Goldsmith

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Not only don't you have any scruples, you don't have any brains.

Dark Corner by Jay Dratler & Bernard Schoenfeld

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I probably shan't return before dawn. How I detest the dawn. The grass looks like it's been left out all night.

The Dark Corner by Jay Dratler & Bernard Schoenfeld

Script quips:

"Mr. Gault, I think someone's following us."
"Yeah, I know. Guy in a white suite, about five-foot ten, brown hair, sport shoes, ring on his left pinky. Don't stare back."
"I've never been followed before."
"That's a terrible reflection on American manhood."

D.O.A. by Russell Rouse & Clarence Greene

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The way this guy holds onto a dollar, you'd think they weren't printing them anymore.